Author’s Note

First of all, my kids aren’t allowed to read this book, so if you’re one of them, please go away. Now!  Nobody wants to read about their parents making out in the back seat of the car, or that mother suffered over father’s behavior, and all the bad things they did to each other.  There’s even a part about possibly not bringing you into the world!

Grandchildren are different.  They enjoy hearing what their grandparents did when they were young, even if it’s gory and weird.  I know I couldn’t hear enough of my grandparents’ stories… and some of those are related in the book.

There’s a lot about sex in my story because, after all, this is the story of my marriage, and that’s what brought me and Eli together, and it’s what tore us apart.